TOOLBAG TUESDAY

Add this to the ever-crumbling wall of dating standards: guys don't want to take girls out anymore, they just want to come over to a girl’s apartment or vice-versa.

Because that's closer to the bedroom than a bar. Duh.

Ugh.

And guys don’t understand the problem!

(Wait, you don't LOVE going over to strangers' houses alone???!! What??!!)

...like we haven’t seen horror movies or after-school specials.

Seriously.

Also a major problem: guys today don’t know how to read. Text messages.

Exhibit A: from my friend Aimee who sent me these screen shots between her and Sam, a guy she met at a bar one night and he got her number.

(This conversation was over the course of an hour.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Have a nice life

THIS IS WHAT LADIES DEAL WITH!

"not sure what I did to piss you off.”

Hahahahahaha

Like she didn't explain it twice.

Jesus.

"Are you SURE he graduated from college?" I asked Aimee. "Because he can't read. And his reasoning skills are very poor."

I mean....Ur weird...really? for not wanting to come over to a random dude's house?

And who doesn’t know the proper definition of creepy???!?!

(Hint: IT'S GOT YOUR PICTURE NEXT TO IT IN THE DICTIONARY, SAM. Heyoooooo)

Hahahaha

So, yea....that crumbling wall?

Let’s slam Sam into it.

-Jenny